Fun

10 Indications It’s Labor Day

  • The condiments in the house refrigerator are all half-used and gunky …
  • The boardwalk stroller-to-ankle ratio increases ten-fold …
  • The wait for an outdoor table is about as long as it will take you to eat …
  • The locals rent tents and kegs, preparing to celebrate your departure in their front yards …
  • You finally have enough Skee Ball tickets for the hanging pink flamingo you’ve had your eye on all summer …
  • You’re about as sick of your housemates as they are of you …
  • The frogs living in the outdoor shower have reproduced – many times over …
  • Your idea of fine dining and a good time this late in the season is cereal and a decent crime novel …
  • The Phillies are starting their late-season surge, proving what a great team they are – and their annoying penchant for drama and intrigue …
  • You find the selection of flip-flops in the beach lost-and-found better than in any of the town’s boutiques …

Enjoy the holiday! And remember why we have it.

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