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Free-for-All Friday: The “13th” Edition

It’s an oldie but a goodie: 50 Funny Facebook Status Ideas http://hubpages.com/hub/50-Funny-Facebook-Status-Ideas 

And some great quotes …

If God is watching us, the least we can do is be entertaining. ~ Anonymous

Weekends are a bit like rainbows; they look good from a distance but disappear when you get up close to them.  ~John Shirley

Some people are like Slinkies … not really good for anything, but you can’t help smiling when you see one tumble down the stairs. ~ Anonymous

We tend to scoff at the beliefs of the ancients. But we can’t scoff at them personally, to their faces, and this is what annoys me. – Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey

I didn’t fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian. ~ Anonymous

The sole purpose of a child’s middle name, is so he can tell when he’s really in trouble. ~ Anonymous

If we could just get everyone to close their eyes and visualize world peace for an hour, imagine how serene and quiet it would be until the looting started. – Anon

The voices in my head may not be real, but they have some good ideas! ~ Anonymous

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